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Get politics updates directly to your inboxSubscribeSee our privacy noticeThank you for subscribing!The sister of jihadi Abu Rumaysah says she will “kill him myself” if he is confirmed as the masked Briton in a new Islamic State video in which five hostages are executed.Konika Dhar, from north London, said she does not believe her brother, formerly known as Siddhartha Dhar, is the man in the video, but she conceded the voice sounded “a bit like him”.She said: “I don’t think it is, personally, to be honest.”Boast: Siddhartha Dhar posted this image of him apparently with his newborn son after joining ISISShe went on: “I examined the features one eye is smaller than the other, my brother has symmetrical eyes. The eyebrows are bushy and this guy is taller, my brother is shorter and he has got broader shoulders, but he has got stooped shoulders so I don’t think it is.”I think the voice sounds a bit like him, but it could be someone else, but he could have helped with a voiceover, but I have no idea.”She said she has not had contact with her brother in more than a year, saying she “doesn’t even know who he is” any more.Ms Dhar said: “If it is him, bloody hell am I shocked? I am going to kill him myself. He is going to come back and I am going to kill him if he has done this.”I can’t believe it.
The missile base in Miramar was deactivated in 1979. Since that time, proposals have been made to use the land as a landfill, a park, a Broward County jail and a refugee camp. National Guard and Army Reserve troops now lease the base from the Army and use the land for weekend training..
We should be extremely careful before rushing to embrace an Internet that is moderated by a few private companies by default, one where the platforms that control so much public discourse routinely remove posts and deactivate accounts because of objections to the content. Once systems like content moderation become the norm, those in power inevitably exploit them. Given this practical reality, and the sad history of political censorship in the United States, let’s not cheer one decision that we might agree with..